Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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