What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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