so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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