Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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