is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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