I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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