dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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