So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
