I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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