Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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