rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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