weddingsv make me drug and hornr
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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