so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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