...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Please, let me fuck your mom
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
