it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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