it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We need to get me chipped asap
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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