Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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