what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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