Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
