You're so nebulous sometimes
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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