So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
