I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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