Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
