Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
