I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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