Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
