It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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