I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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