So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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