Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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