you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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