i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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