problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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