"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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