my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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