I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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