Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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