They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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