Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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