My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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