You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
high people should be assigned attendants
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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