Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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