any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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