Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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