tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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