Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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