how hairy? two words: wookie tits
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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