If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
