i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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