Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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