After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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