Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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