38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He? As in you personified your dick?
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