He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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