The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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