then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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